A phrase commonly used by men, saying they are leaving for business, when really they are going to cheat on their wife.
by gffmember August 14, 2010
Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.
Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.
Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
by awkwardfart June 10, 2011
I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
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by fritz131 June 06, 2014
by misssteak June 02, 2014
Girl: So I'm going to take a business trip
Friends: You mean to your fuck buddy's room?
Girl: Whatever!!
Friends: You mean to your fuck buddy's room?
Girl: Whatever!!
by ThatNigga2013 November 25, 2013
Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.
1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."
2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"
2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"
2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"
2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"
by TakinCareOfBusiness January 19, 2012