Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.
Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.
Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
by awkwardfart June 10, 2011
by misssteak June 2, 2014
Girl: So I'm going to take a business trip
Friends: You mean to your fuck buddy's room?
Girl: Whatever!!
Friends: You mean to your fuck buddy's room?
Girl: Whatever!!
by ThatNigga2013 November 25, 2013
I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
by fritz131 June 6, 2014
A phrase commonly used by men, saying they are leaving for business, when really they are going to cheat on their wife.
by gffmember August 14, 2010
Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.
1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."
2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"
2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"
2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"
2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"
by TakinCareOfBusiness January 19, 2012