business douche

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The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.

Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.

Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.

Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.

business douche by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008

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Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.

Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.

Business Douche by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD)

A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.

Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026