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Burkhard 

An impishly beautiful sexual beast of Teutonic myth. The Burkhard's primary power comes from his stunning masculine charisma, cripplingly erotic musk, and devil-may-carejoy de vivre.

Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.

Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Last night the guy I was on a date with went all Burkhard on me, and though it was fun waking up naked and in the woods.. My ass hurts.
Burkhard by Spring Satyr December 6, 2012

corine burkhard 

corine burkhard by emily December 12, 2003
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1. A large jolly character with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye.
2. A large fellow that can easily be confused with a teddy bear.

V (to burkard it)

1. To have an upbeat attitude, even in the bleakest of times.
1. After he won that prize at the carnival game, he looked like a burkard.

2. He burkarded it, even after he got the horrible, horrible news.
burkard by kazzzzzzzzzzzzz May 13, 2005

Burkhart 

An individual who never backs down. Will attempt anything at least once and kickass at it. Usually the one to go first when everyone else is scared shitless.
Jimmy: Don't get in her way.
Sally: Why not?
Jimmy: She's a Burkhart.
Sally: Oooooh.
Burkhart by Burkhart March 14, 2007
A crevasse in a glacier on an 8000m peak which is difficult to cross, if not impassable. The key is that it is over 8000m.
The menacing burkshard stopped the 8000m expedition in its tracks.

Burkshard: rowr
Expedition: please don't eat us
burkshard by Dublos Even May 8, 2005
ripping some serious canvas while climbing, malicious canvas with intent.
I totally burksharded that group back at the hanging belay as I cruised through. One guy passed out and the other just started vomiting everywhere.
burkshard by Dublos Even May 9, 2005