An impishly beautiful sexual beast of Teutonic myth. The Burkhard's primary power comes from his
stunning masculine charisma, cripplingly erotic musk, and
devil-
may-carejoy de vivre.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run
naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further
study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and
rub up against.
Last night the
guy I was on a date with went all Burkhard on me, and though it was
fun waking up
naked and in the woods.. My ass hurts.