Burkel is a word to describe morons, it doesn't sound as demeaning as a retard or an idiot, but it has the same meaning. Burkel is also a place in Belgium, but nobody cares about that.
by Sancho Wancho March 15, 2009
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While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
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The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
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1. Berkeley high (BHS) is a place for stoners and preps alike. Located in Berkeley, California, there is no wrong way to be at this school. Filled with the youth of today's America, some wanting to learn, some wanting to burn. And there's lots of that too, after all, it is berkeley.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.
1. Bro #1: "What college are you gonna go to man?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"
by BHS bro #1 June 10, 2010
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Dude, he threw such a Burkle Fit when people called him out after he fell asleep jerking off on the computer in his girlfriends basement.
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