The Burchi

The act of masturbating in front of a funhouse mirror.

Once the mirror was installed in my basement, I could enjoy "the burchi" without having to go to the circus.

by Tony Runyon June 25, 2008

burchy

Somebody that is fat, hairy and has the football ability of a one legged dwarf.

Your burchy. You have the football skills of burchy

by Ken adams2 September 06, 2008

Burchy

To go for an excessively long time to the bathroom.

Dad: "Joshua where have you been so long?"
Joshua: "Having a Burchy!"
Dad: "I hope you flushed!!!"

by PhlipPhlop June 07, 2021