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bundling 

Historically an old English/Pennsylvania Dutch term for courting in the 19th century where the boy and the girl would sleep over at the parents home in the same bed supposedly without having sex (good luck with that). This was to encourage the boy to stay and marry their daughter.

A more contemporary scenario would be the acceptance by the girl's parents that their daughter is sleeping with her boyfriend in the parents home with the hope that the boy will stick around and make an honest woman of her.
Bob and Jan have committed to bundling even though their parents haven't fully accepted the idea yet.

Jan's Dad says, "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free." But by accepting bundling Jan's Dad knows Jan is safe and who she is with.

Bob's mom will make them have separate bedrooms. While not exactly bundling, Jan can sleep over at Bob's mom's house.
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bundling 

A procedure where a couple spend the night together, fully clothed, and engage in heavy petting. Common amongst the lower classes of 19th century Britain, the term still survives, alongside the practise in some rural areas, typically in the north. It has come to mean a synonym for dry sex in some parts.
"Oh, she was off bundling last night"
bundling by hutchmeister September 30, 2007

the bundling 

An ominous-sounding term for any paranoid delusion or undefined menacing conspiracy that touches our lives in unseen ways. Invented by local crazy person David Thompson of Charlotte, NC at a city council meeting in a video widely circulated on the Internet, wherein he also coined the term "rogue helicopter pilot".
1. The last Illuminati meeting was held in George Bush Sr.'s basement and the main topic was The Bundling.

2. Hi Professor, I've written a 23-page thesis on The Bundling; will you look at it? Hey, I'm talking to you, don't avoid me!

3. I'm not talkin' to you, man, you're part of the system. They've got you all wrapped up in their Bundling. I can see their juju mojo waves comin' from your HEAD, man! Stay away!
the bundling by JanniR January 5, 2009

bunslinger

A term used to refer to people in the American Old West who had gained a reputation of being dangerous with a rabbit held at their side, always ready for a bun fight.
He was definitely a bunslinger you wouldn’t wanna mess with!
bunslinger by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

bondling 

the act of pleasurably handling one's testicles; ball fondling.
"i had a cold sore so i didn't give jimmy head. but i gave him a good bondling instead."
bondling by squeegie December 8, 2007
To Bunling, is to offer one's companionship on another's venture.
Bunling by BeanMichael March 5, 2022

al bundying 

The act of turning down sex from your SO as a man.
OMG, I can't believe my boyfriend was al bundying me, is he cheating on me?
al bundying by Al Bundy-1 December 31, 2016