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bundling 

Historically an old English/Pennsylvania Dutch term for courting in the 19th century where the boy and the girl would sleep over at the parents home in the same bed supposedly without having sex (good luck with that). This was to encourage the boy to stay and marry their daughter.

A more contemporary scenario would be the acceptance by the girl's parents that their daughter is sleeping with her boyfriend in the parents home with the hope that the boy will stick around and make an honest woman of her.
Bob and Jan have committed to bundling even though their parents haven't fully accepted the idea yet.

Jan's Dad says, "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free." But by accepting bundling Jan's Dad knows Jan is safe and who she is with.

Bob's mom will make them have separate bedrooms. While not exactly bundling, Jan can sleep over at Bob's mom's house.
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bundling 

A procedure where a couple spend the night together, fully clothed, and engage in heavy petting. Common amongst the lower classes of 19th century Britain, the term still survives, alongside the practise in some rural areas, typically in the north. It has come to mean a synonym for dry sex in some parts.
"Oh, she was off bundling last night"
bundling by hutchmeister September 30, 2007

the bundling 

An ominous-sounding term for any paranoid delusion or undefined menacing conspiracy that touches our lives in unseen ways. Invented by local crazy person David Thompson of Charlotte, NC at a city council meeting in a video widely circulated on the Internet, wherein he also coined the term "rogue helicopter pilot".
1. The last Illuminati meeting was held in George Bush Sr.'s basement and the main topic was The Bundling.

2. Hi Professor, I've written a 23-page thesis on The Bundling; will you look at it? Hey, I'm talking to you, don't avoid me!

3. I'm not talkin' to you, man, you're part of the system. They've got you all wrapped up in their Bundling. I can see their juju mojo waves comin' from your HEAD, man! Stay away!
the bundling by JanniR January 5, 2009

bunslinger

A term used to refer to people in the American Old West who had gained a reputation of being dangerous with a rabbit held at their side, always ready for a bun fight.
He was definitely a bunslinger you wouldn’t wanna mess with!
bunslinger by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

bondling 

the act of pleasurably handling one's testicles; ball fondling.
"i had a cold sore so i didn't give jimmy head. but i gave him a good bondling instead."
bondling by squeegie December 8, 2007
To Bunling, is to offer one's companionship on another's venture.
"You wanna go bunling?" said John to Marry
Bunling by BeanMichael March 5, 2022

al bundying 

The act of turning down sex from your SO as a man.
OMG, I can't believe my boyfriend was al bundying me, is he cheating on me?
al bundying by Al Bundy-1 December 31, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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