al bundying

The act of turning down sex from your SO as a man.

OMG, I can't believe my boyfriend was al bundying me, is he cheating on me?

by Al Bundy-1 December 31, 2016

al bundying

The act of sleeping/relaxing with your hand down your pants.

Al Bundy always sits on the couch with his hand down his pants.

"Billy Bob is al bundying himself again!"

by BenRen November 1, 2013

Al Bundy

A Shoe-selling, beer-ingesting, hormone raging hero to people of all races and ages. A fictional super-man from Chicago, Illinois who from 1987-1997 spoke for the every-man who lived in a repetitive nightmare of a dysfunctional matrimony and a life devoid of interesting activity

The All-american Dad

by KK December 29, 2005

Al Bundy

The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.

A beer in one hand, Al Bundy in the other...

by Meredith December 9, 2003

Al Bundy

The king of men.

All hail Al Bundy!

by Suckapunch March 15, 2007

al bundy

The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.

Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.

by Philism dude May 11, 2005

Al Bundy

When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.

My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.

by MikeV7297 December 18, 2010