Bumscum
A chewy toothpaste-green goo located between the buttcheeks around the anal opening. Possibly originated from swalling your chewing-gum.
Bumscum by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003
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Bumscrum
Bumscrum by Jillian MothaFucka Sidney October 1, 2011
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Bumscum • bumcum • Bumscuit • Bumcumber • bumcuming • bumcummer • Bumscrum • bumscrumptious • bumsum • Bum Cum Dribble
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bumcummer by Lil' Jizzer June 6, 2014
Bumcumber
A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
bumsum
bumsum by Buttestitian October 7, 2006
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