pronoun: Any person who commits sodomy, anal congress or butt-fucking.
noun: any utensil used in the act of anal congress. Dildo, butt-plug, cucumber...any phalic object.
Bum-shaggery
Verb: The action of engaging in anal congress, with the intent to bring pleasure. This term is used in a romanticized way in by the "SCA" types who are playing pirates or commoners.
Man, see that wench over there? I hear she's a bit of a bum-shagger. Let's see if she'll have a go at the bum-shaggery, wot?
Hand me that bum-shagger there, and let's see if we can make it gape wide!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).