bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus

man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel

by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006

Bum Weasel

A term of endearment.

Awwwwh, I love you, my bum weasel!

by Skorge1 June 14, 2013

bumweazel

A lazy person, usually a man, lacking empathy, with no principals or moral fortitude. A blame shifter, shirker, opportunist, con man, liar, cheat, scoundrel.

After having cheated every person in his town, the bumweazel was banished

by ledlite July 2, 2021