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bullfact 

1. a declarative statement (similar to a non sequitur) made by a person in which it does not relate to the current conversation nor provide any further outlets of communication, abruptly ending any type of flow to the discussion.

2. when one goes out of their way to address another person or a group something about their life that has no relative value to anyone in the world besides themselves.
1. Courtney: "I saw you laughing with your friends at lunch today." (bullfact)

2. Brandon: *approaches group of guys talking*

"Hey guys, my toothbrush finally came in the mail." (bullfact)
bullfact by triplettjake November 5, 2011

Bullarto Handshake 

The act of two men each giving the other a handjob, and afterwards shaking hands while the semen is still on their respective hands.

term is popularised by Lyn Brown.
I saw Andy giving a Bullarto Handshake to Matt, yeah its the normal gretting for the town.
A fleeting period of time, as in the time it takes for a bull's fart to dissipate into the atmosphere of the bull's pasture.
Donald Trump forgot about the repeal of Obamacare in a bullsfart after it died in the House of Representatives.

Bullfarfar 

My boyfriend is such a bullfarfar. He farted directly on me.
Bullfarfar by Bullfarfars girlfriend December 10, 2018
Ballfart just ballfart
You just say “ Ballfart “
Ballfart by SirWafflez July 17, 2019