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Official Bullcap 

When someone calls cap you can call "Official Bullcap" basically means they are just calling cap because they feel insecure. However once "Official Bullcap" is called you need to prove it within your own given timeframe. Once set you cannot change your deal. If refused the person surrenders to their own insecurities automatically
I call cap! You did not fuck your girl! Bullcap! I make it official! Ill bring her here and she can tell you how good it felt!
Official Bullcap has been called
Official Bullcap by Vitamin Dragon January 16, 2023

mickey mouse bullcrap 

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying
my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap
mickey mouse bullcrap by bluebear September 9, 2022

bullcrap 

Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.

Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.
Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!

Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!
bullcrap by Dude Grease November 21, 2006

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900 

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.
Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

bullcraptuous 

Adjective. Alike, or pertaining to bullcrap or bullshit. Used in this form to add variety to ways of accusing people of lying.
Synonym: Bullshittuous
"My dog ate my homework"
"That's bullcraptuous"

"Dude, my boss gave me the bullcraptuous job of wiping down the light switches before I could go home"

"Check this out! It's brown and smelly!"
"It is pretty bullcraptuous..."
"And it tastes like shit too!"
bullcraptuous by Moronlicious February 3, 2010

bullcrapping 

Saying random things; talking about nothing. see blabism.
Person 1: Soooo
Person 2: Dr. pepper
Person 1: what?
Person 2: Paper airplanes are awesome
Person 1: ???

Person 2 is bullcrapping
bullcrapping by c-unitt July 23, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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