When someone calls cap you can call "Official Bullcap" basically means they are just calling cap because they feel insecure. However once "Official Bullcap" is called you need to prove it within your own given timeframe. Once set you cannot change your deal. If refused the person surrenders to their own insecurities automatically
I call cap! You did not fuck your girl! Bullcap! I make it official! Ill bring her here and she can tell you how good it felt!
Official Bullcap has been called
Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.
Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.
Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!
Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.