a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead
fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own
cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on
top of a cinder
block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let
go of said suspended cinder block.
Phil-Hey Jim, how did your
date go with Jamie?
Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.
Phil-That sucks
brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.
Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits
suicide)