The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.
Guy 1: "Do you have a buffalo?"
Guy 3: "Yes?"
Guy 1: "You should milk it"
Guy 2: "Already have got some cream"
Guy 1: "Did you churn it to get somebuffalo milk butter?"
Guy 2: " Yep, had it on toast"