Definitions by Luvsyoumor

wipe a mole 

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

wipe a mole by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

buffalo water butt

The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.

The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.

buffalo water butt by Luvsyoumor September 8, 2016