Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.

Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.

Buddy Socks by expo nation March 4, 2024

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Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

Sock Buddy by Deathofme November 14, 2012

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Buddy Socks • Sock Buddy • buddy • Buddy Fucker • buddy boy • buddy pounce • buddy call • Buddy Hollys • buddy buddy • buddy club

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