Budaism 

Established in 2008 by founder member Pastor Daniel Molloy "Budaism" is the religion based on the ongoing search for excessive material wealth.
This could be in form of money, women (generally with enormous tits) or cars with electric seats.

"Lets go and spend some money on Cars to attract big breasted woman"
"I though you were religious it's a Sunday... I have to go to church"
"See you later I follow Budaism"

Budaism by Pope Scrambon of Scrambon January 11, 2009

Budism 

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

Budism by muffindamule October 5, 2006

Budaisein 

A state of being when one has an itch to do something brilliant but is either technically challenged, mentally unskilled or simply not allowed to do so. It is something similar to having a 'writer's block' but only more apt to people other than writers. A writer may also have/go through a budaisein phase.

He's having his budaisein because the boss refused to let him smoke during office hours.

Budaisein by Delpha March 6, 2010

buddism 

We are stardust .

Buddism teaches that everything including us will be recycled . If you're conscious of it , make the most of it .

buddism by John1950 October 20, 2017

Atheist Buddism 

Just another cult sect in the Atheist religion. All Atheist Buddist followers, believe Budda was an Atheist, even though he believe in Gods. As a plus they contradict buddism and swear and insult Islam.

Dickhead: I am an Atheist buddist!
Soulman: Well you are a dick head...that's for sure simon!
Dickhead: I am a CNCRoadKill!
Soulman: (Eats the soul of Dickhead) Go be ignorant in my shit simon! Atheist buddism is just as pathetic as Atheism!

Atheist Buddism by Pseudnym_unknown2 December 24, 2009

Budaim 

Saying "bad aim" in a rhythm-like sequence.

"You have Budaim!"

Budaim by sleidenfrost December 28, 2023

bodaism 

Embracing a "whatever" attitude towards everything, irrespective of its significance.

Corollary:

-No girlfriend
-No job
-No friends
-No degree

-It’s over for them

#: Why doesn’t Emilian Alexander have a girlfriend?

##: It’s cause he embraced bodaism.

bodaism by HaroonRasheed January 2, 2024