bodaism

Embracing a "whatever" attitude towards everything, irrespective of its significance.

Corollary:

-No girlfriend
-No job
-No friends
-No degree

-It’s over for them

#: Why doesn’t Emilian Alexander have a girlfriend?

##: It’s cause he embraced bodaism.

by HaroonRasheed January 2, 2024

Budaism

Established in 2008 by founder member Pastor Daniel Molloy "Budaism" is the religion based on the ongoing search for excessive material wealth.
This could be in form of money, women (generally with enormous tits) or cars with electric seats.

"Lets go and spend some money on Cars to attract big breasted woman"
"I though you were religious it's a Sunday... I have to go to church"
"See you later I follow Budaism"

by Pope Scrambon of Scrambon January 11, 2009

Brodaism

The religion centered around HDL

Tim and James joined the Brodaistic church down the street, Brodaism must be chill.

by Jammer99 January 28, 2011