brystol

The best girl in the world cares for you loves you and you would take a bullet for her she'll become your favourite person in the world and you can't stop saying I love you to her she makes you blush she makes you change and become a way better person she's all around the best girl in the entire world

I love you Brystol

by Secret 1234 May 12, 2018

Brystol

A unique name which is special. The person who acquires this name is normally athletic, handsome and the sweetest boy you will ever meet!!!!

He’s such a Brystol.

by FoxCraze27 July 18, 2018

brystol thomas

A very simple and beautiful girl who will not believe it if you tell her so. She always try’s to have a smile and is so easy to love. She has eyes that make it very easy o stare at all day. She tries to be nice to everyone but will go off if necessary. She can be really sassy so watch out. But that doesn’t matter because you can love her anyway.

Brystol Thomas is the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with.

by secret 24 February 22, 2019

Bryston

A Bryston is another word for a cult leader. A Bryston can be defined as a very charismatic leader who provides their followers with acceptance, security, and acceptance. Brystons must be dynamic, charismatic, convincing and extremely attractive. Brystons are master manipulators, experts at distorting the narrative to fit their own agenda. They know how to pick events and can selectively recall things in such a way that makes you question your own memory. They will intentionally distort what you're trying to say for their own purposes. If you ever meet a Bryston and he decides to be in control of you, your life is over.

"What is your honest opinion about Bryston?"
"Extremely attractive"

by jack:):):) July 14, 2022

bristol pusher

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011

bristol plymouth

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017