Brych
The fruit was brych.
Brych by Razgriz_166 April 29, 2009
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Évelyne Brochu
Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.
She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.
Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.
Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.
Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.
Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.
— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014
on the brach
A slang New York-Italian term for getting something without paying, or being offered something through a connection
on the brach by Fugazi Frank February 11, 2018
Bracha
brachas are typically quiet at first until you meet them. Once you get to know a Bracaha she and you will become inseparable and laugh at everything together. Brachas are loyal and okay with being themselves. They always are there for their friends no matter what. Brachas are also great students
Bracha by Allyouknowfacts May 21, 2018
brochica
I.G.: Can I tell you something?
K.R.: Sure brochacho
I.G.: I consider you to be my brochica
K.R.: WTF??!!!!!!
I.G.: Exactly. Sooo, are you down to DTF?
K.R.: Sure, thats what brochicas do.
K.R.: Sure brochacho
I.G.: I consider you to be my brochica
K.R.: WTF??!!!!!!
I.G.: Exactly. Sooo, are you down to DTF?
K.R.: Sure, thats what brochicas do.
brochica by IKillGreenRabbits December 25, 2010
brachlan
The common nickname of gay, furry, faggots that are in the 5 stages of grief and denial. They also identify as Brendan and participate in many furry activities
"Don't be a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is the worst"
"If u continue doing this, you'll end up being a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is a cunt"
"Brachlan is the worst"
"If u continue doing this, you'll end up being a Brachlan"
"Brachlan is a cunt"
brachlan by Canadian_Muscle93 May 11, 2017
brach
(Pronounced phonetically as "BROTCH".) "Impractical Jokers"'Joe Gatto-speak for "arm", as in "on the brach" which means "on the arm", i.e. "something that's free".
(Joe Gatto to child in grocery store: "Where did the melon go? Ya gave it to ya mom? Ya gotta say 'it's on the brach.'" free steal five finger discount stolen
brach by Steev Larryson March 5, 2016