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bryanston school 

A school full of posh wankers who bum each other whilst having a cheeky fag down at the river.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Posh kid: Bryanston School darling

Stranger 1: *walks off*

Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"
Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet
Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017
A Bryston is another word for a cult leader. A Bryston can be defined as a very charismatic leader who provides their followers with acceptance, security, and acceptance. Brystons must be dynamic, charismatic, convincing and extremely attractive. Brystons are master manipulators, experts at distorting the narrative to fit their own agenda. They know how to pick events and can selectively recall things in such a way that makes you question your own memory. They will intentionally distort what you're trying to say for their own purposes. If you ever meet a Bryston and he decides to be in control of you, your life is over.
"What is your honest opinion about Bryston?"
"Extremely attractive"
Bryston by jack:):):) July 14, 2022

Branson Missouri

It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.
Branson Missouri by mp3yt0n May 17, 2017
A Boston-based limited liability company that supplies body care products for men. The company’s logo is comprised of two, layered images designed to appear as both the outline of Cape Cod and a flexed human arm holding a sword.

The company's website is www.brahston.com.
Brahston LLC supplies body care products for guys.
Brahston by CorpList May 29, 2019

Brauston 

A word used to ship an internalized homophobic gay boy, in a secret relationship with a closeted bisexual boy
Sally: Oh hey! Did you hear the new Brauston tea?
Jeff: no... have they finally come out of the closet to be their true selves?
Sally: no, I just heard more evidence that proves that their relationship is real.