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Brussel Sprouts

The relationship of two teens. The boy is in a all boys school and the girl is in a co-ed school
The people in the relationship were brussel sprouts
Brussel Sprouts by Jylan1020 February 1, 2018
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Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
Brussel Sprouts by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020

brussel sprouts

a person who annoys everyone and has no friends. It is normally a girl and they dont know what people think of them. They think everyone is there friend, but everyone but like one person hates them.
Ewww. That girl is such a brussel sprouts.

brussel sprouts

Somethings kids like Nuncio eat
Nuncio: YUMMY BRUSSEL SPROUTS! MMMMMMMM!!!!
Gangster: Imma kick yo fat little *ss for sayin that!
Nuncio: YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
Gangster: You gonna get it!

*gangster shoots Nuncio*
brussel sprouts by tilatequilafan January 11, 2008

satans brussel sprouts 

Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.

Ohio Brussel Sprouts 

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

Brussels sprouts 

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.
No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.
Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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