Redshorts69's definitions

Schmeckle

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.

“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.

Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.

by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022

Lip bang

A shortly trimmed mustache. “Holy crap Tracy, I just trimmed my boyfriends’s mustache and it was like cutting your bangs in the 80s. I went too short. “

Mikes lip bangs look horrible. Too short. Must have let his girlfriend trim them.

by Redshorts69 February 3, 2022

Lip bangs

A shortly trimmed mustache. “ omg Tracy, I trimmed my boyfriends mustache like it was your bangs in the 80s and went too short. He has lip bangs.”

Mike has horrible lip bangs. I bet he let his girlfriend trim his mustache again. Too short!

by Redshorts69 February 3, 2022

Futz

Wasting time doing nothing.

I should have known he’d be late again, always futzing around!

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Juicy Peach

A nice, large, firm, bubble butt.

Look at that juicy peach, I’d like to squeeze it.

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

satans brussel sprouts

Aka devils lettuce

Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.

by Redshorts69 August 12, 2021