Redshorts69's definitions

Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.

Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.

by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022

Lip bang

A shortly trimmed mustache. “Holy crap Tracy, I just trimmed my boyfriends’s mustache and it was like cutting your bangs in the 80s. I went too short. “

Mikes lip bangs look horrible. Too short. Must have let his girlfriend trim them.

by Redshorts69 February 3, 2022

Futz

Wasting time doing nothing.

I should have known he’d be late again, always futzing around!

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Juicy Peach

A nice, large, firm, bubble butt.

Look at that juicy peach, I’d like to squeeze it.

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Lip bangs

A shortly trimmed mustache. “ omg Tracy, I trimmed my boyfriends mustache like it was your bangs in the 80s and went too short. He has lip bangs.”

Mike has horrible lip bangs. I bet he let his girlfriend trim his mustache again. Too short!

by Redshorts69 February 3, 2022

Schmeckle

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.

“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

satans brussel sprouts

Aka devils lettuce

Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.

by Redshorts69 August 12, 2021