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boeggeman 

Surname of the most epic of cockblockers. On March 15th, 2008 the day also known as the Ides of March, a epic cockblock took place on a momentus scale. Four guys at the Dark Horse Tavern in Kansas City were cockblocked on such a epic scale by their friend, Boeggeman, that the use of word cockblock has ceased to exist. It was if the gods of ancient times finally had seen enough of men being punished by cockblocking and decided Boeggeman was a much harsher word. However there are millions of Boeggemans world wide. Thanks to the Kansas City four, men world wide can now express their outrage of a cockblocker with much more malice and hatred. Boeggeman can be used as a linking verb, noun, pronoun, noun,or adjective. Boeggeman at it's most simple meaning is "The Ultimate Cockblocker" It can also be used to describe douchebaggery, vomiting on their own PC / keyboard, and breaking peoples bongs. It is an highly evolving word which is forever expanding it's grammatical usage.
Jesus christ guys don't bring Aaron he is such a boeggeman.
Let's find another bar because this one is full of boeggemans.
Those cops that brought me home last night were such boeggemons.
You totally boggemon'd my afternoon of having sex and smoking my bong dude.
Which one of you god damn boeggemons plays World of Warcraft?

Boeggeman 

Its the epic Cock block that can block 4 cocks in 1 sentence. Hailing from the dark horse tavern last night in Kansas City a new level of cock blocking was born with over 7 girls being turned away.
The bar got boeggeman'd last night.
Boeggeman by Patrick Grantello March 16, 2008

Richard Bruegmann 

- a tall male, long arms, and legs. Caring, kind, loving gentlemen. He will keep anything away from you, he won't speak his mind, only to his closest friends. He'll treat his girl right, and will apologize after every single mistake he's made, will go through anything for her no matter what. He keeps his loved ones close, and spaces himself from others. Has great style. He can't manage money right, and will use all his money at once. Good-looking, and has all the ladies on him. He's only outgoing if your close. Kind-hearted. You will learn to appreciate his awkward-ness, and love him to death. Over protective with his loved ones. Nice eyebrows. Very good baller, and hates sprinting.
Friend: who's that ?

Pho: That's Richard Bruegmann?! The most perfect boy in my eyes..

Friend Omg, he is cute, and he has great style.

Pho & Friend: I love Richard... *sigh*

Bruggeman 

They are normally bad ass mother fuckers. Most likely a last name bug who ever can have this last name is very lucky. They normally play sports and are really good at the sports they play.
Yep he's a Bruggeman

briggeman 

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Very very sarcastic people and love to enjoy each others company
Person 1: have you seen any Briggemans around?
Person 2: no. Why?
Person 1: one was being too sarcastic and made me mad, I need to beat that sucker up.
briggeman by Softballqueen04 December 23, 2014

Paige Bruggeman 

One sexy, beautiful, TALL GLASS OF MF WATER.
Damnnn shottttyyy is that paige Bruggeman?
Yeah bruv she one TALL GLASS OF MF WATER!
Paige Bruggeman by Lumpydumpy123 November 19, 2021
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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