Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009

Brown Towel

Masturbation, in which your result ends up on a towel, preferrably brown in color, for visual purposes.

Who's leaving these brown towels in the bathroom?

Don't Brown Towel in there!

by spongedick December 6, 2009

Brown Towel

The act of wiping your rear end with a damp towel after a big shit and then whipping somebody with it

Girl 1: I had to take an hour long shower last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Ben Brown Towelled me

by wtfisahandle January 19, 2015

Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

The brown tower

A terraria house consisting of many wooden NPC houses aranged ontop of each other so as to make a wooden tower.

What?! Everyone on this server is amazing at building. How don't they just end up with the brown tower

by Kukkija the Cookie Jar April 7, 2020

brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

by crab152003 March 21, 2008

the brown tower™

the tower that anyone who just started playing terraria builds as their base. the tower is almost entirely made of wood.

person 1: "dude look it's the brown tower™!" Person 2: "Yeah whoever built it is definitely a starter."

by mikuloid April 7, 2020