Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

Brown Pants Moment by schmowo November 19, 2009

Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.

Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

Brown Pants Moment by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022

Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.

"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"

Brown Pants Moment by SlavosaurusBlyat December 5, 2016