schmowo's definitions

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

by schmowo November 19, 2009