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brown mist 

Term used to describe the smell left in the bathroom after someone has taken a big dump.

Typically you will sense that the brown mist is almost tangible and it feels like it can stick to your clothing.
Guy 1: "I just went to the bathroom for a really smelly shit. Whoever goes in there next is going to be breathing in my brown mist"

Guy 2 "Really"
brown mist by Early D January 20, 2008

Brown Mist 

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.
"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

Egyptian Brown Mist 

Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....

1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.

2.) Hold your shit in

3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner

4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.

5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.

6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!

Mister Brown 

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.
Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.
Mister Brown by misterbrown June 2, 2011

brownlist 

(n) A euphamism for shitlist

(v) To add someone to said list, or retain them on it.
Marc is has brownlisted for posting spam.
brownlist by jayFoo October 3, 2012

brownlist 

To blacklist someone for a poop-related offense
That drunk guy crapped all over our bathroom! He's fuckin' brownlisted.
brownlist by BootzillaMan February 16, 2010