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brown mist 

Term used to describe the smell left in the bathroom after someone has taken a big dump.

Typically you will sense that the brown mist is almost tangible and it feels like it can stick to your clothing.
Guy 1: "I just went to the bathroom for a really smelly shit. Whoever goes in there next is going to be breathing in my brown mist"

Guy 2 "Really"
brown mist by Early D January 20, 2008

Brown Mist 

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.
"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

Egyptian Brown Mist 

Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....

1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.

2.) Hold your shit in

3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner

4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.

5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.

6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!

Mister Brown 

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.
Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.
Mister Brown by misterbrown June 2, 2011

brownlist 

(n) A euphamism for shitlist

(v) To add someone to said list, or retain them on it.
Marc is has brownlisted for posting spam.
brownlist by jayFoo October 3, 2012

brownlist 

To blacklist someone for a poop-related offense
That drunk guy crapped all over our bathroom! He's fuckin' brownlisted.
brownlist by BootzillaMan February 16, 2010
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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