Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating
nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to
cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her
head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in
one massive liquid blast all over her face.