Brown Cappy
Brown Cappy by Unibomber June 11, 2004
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Brown capping
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
Brown capping by amos quito May 1, 2005
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Brown Cappy • browncapping • browncappin • Brown Happy • Brown Pappy • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose
brown capping
When all of the body's energy is devoted to a not-entirely-successful effort at restraining the exit-seeking brown monster.
(Chocolate kissing the tighty-whities)
(Chocolate kissing the tighty-whities)
brown capping by Renaldo Wynn August 20, 2007
Brown capping
When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
Brown capping by amos quito May 1, 2005
brown-capping
"dude you excuse me for a minute, I'm brown-capping really bad"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"
brown-capping by tinyballin32 June 28, 2008
brown cappin'
brown cappin' by yoa July 31, 2006
browncappin
Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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