Brotebook

When a man (or a bro) is forced to watch The Notebook by his girldfriend. It is normally a good idea to bring another movie with more explosions, guns, and women in it to cancel out the feminism of The Notebook.

No Ben I can't get crunk at your house tonight cause Im watching The Brotebook with Kali..

by Jtime8 February 8, 2009

Brotebook bromance

When a friend inside of a group of bros has a girlfriend with hoe-ass lonely lodge friends who try to break them up stay together to form a union of unbreakable guyship in lovey landing.

I need a brotebook bromance if I want to get through this.

by Greasy-grove July 27, 2018

The Brotebook

When a man (or a bro) is forced to watch The Notebook by his girlfriend. Thereby making him unable to hang with his bros. Note that it is usually reccommended to bring another movie to watch afterward to cancel out the feminism of The Notebook. Such movies include explosions, guns, and/or women.

No Ben I can't get crunk at your house on Friday cause I'm watching The Brotebook with Kali.

by Jtime2 February 8, 2009

boozebook

(v. trans) the act of sending drunken messages to facebook friends, celebrities etc. often followed by the hope that drunk-dialing was not also involved.

I totally boozebooked several of my favorite bands begging them to play shows in my hometown.

by th'hopssing2me December 28, 2009

bootybooked

When a guy/girl contacts you in the early hours of the morning asking you to come over. Basically, a bootycall via facebook.

At 2:00 AM, Michael asked Joanie to come watch a movie. Upon arriving, she discovered that there was no movie present. When he began an attempt to feel her up, she realized that she had been bootybooked.

by Sexonator April 2, 2009

batebooking

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

by the interwet April 23, 2010