bootybooked

When a guy/girl contacts you in the early hours of the morning asking you to come over. Basically, a bootycall via facebook.

At 2:00 AM, Michael asked Joanie to come watch a movie. Upon arriving, she discovered that there was no movie present. When he began an attempt to feel her up, she realized that she had been bootybooked.

bootybooked by Sexonator April 2, 2009

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Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.

Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll

Booty Booked by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011

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Related Words

bootybooked • Bootyboozled • bootyzooted

bootyzooted

Sufficiently inebriated/high/stoned.

Can't drive; I'm bootyzooted.

bootyzooted by Swain_Vinegar December 18, 2013

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Bootyboozled

Adj. - To be in a state of distraction and bewilderment caused solely by a sweet ass.

I fell into a pond today because I was bootyboozled by this bubble butt I saw at the park.

Bootyboozled by HappyElfRogue December 2, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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