bootybooked

When a guy/girl contacts you in the early hours of the morning asking you to come over. Basically, a bootycall via facebook.

At 2:00 AM, Michael asked Joanie to come watch a movie. Upon arriving, she discovered that there was no movie present. When he began an attempt to feel her up, she realized that she had been bootybooked.

bootybooked by Sexonator April 2, 2009

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Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.

Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll

Booty Booked by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011

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Related Words

bootybooked • Bootyboozled • bootyzooted

bootyzooted

Sufficiently inebriated/high/stoned.

Can't drive; I'm bootyzooted.

bootyzooted by Swain_Vinegar December 18, 2013

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Bootyboozled

Adj. - To be in a state of distraction and bewilderment caused solely by a sweet ass.

I fell into a pond today because I was bootyboozled by this bubble butt I saw at the park.

Bootyboozled by HappyElfRogue December 2, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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