Brostitos

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Any kind, flavor, or brand of chip (normally Tostitos) that is shared with your close friend or 'bro'

Bro 1: What should we eat while watching this manly football game ?

Bro 2: You can have some of my Brostitos if you want .

Brostitos by the_1_sette October 13, 2011

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broskihoski

When your Russian bro is a Russian hoe

ANIA thought thought comrade Bailey was a hoe so she shouted " Bailey You Broskihoski"

broskihoski by flabbwabbajabbanuna October 11, 2020

Related Words

Brostitos • brostitute • broskito • brosties • Brositis • brosticks • Brostitution • brotits • bestitos • Broditos

Broritos

A type of nacho cheese flavored snack chip, as well as the main motivation behind the video game Mad Snacks Yo, as seen in the webcomic Homestuck.

They are perfect for "getting some way rude hunger under control."

Sweet Bro: Yo dog, I got some way rude hunger.

Hella Jeff: No prob, bro, I got some Broritos.

Broritos by TheUltamate August 20, 2010

Brostosterone

A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.

Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body

Brostosterone by goatfishsandwich March 9, 2011

broskinos

broskinos origin bro means multiple bros in a group made by three beast kids named kevin cooper and eli

the broskinos are beast.

broskinos by the broskinos April 19, 2019

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

broskito

Comes from original word broski; bro; brother.
Its a short form for brother. You can use it with your favourite friend because its extra special. You don't say it to everyone.

"Hey broskito, what are you sayin tonight dawg?"

broskito by Christina-Tryphena-DE-Latina January 2, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026