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Brosketball 

An all out full contact game of mini basketball commonly played in a small hallway or room with a bunch of bros. The objective is to plow your way to the basket in an attempt to "slam it home". There are no rules and games are played to 5. To become a preeminent player you must play with heart and a hankering for winning.
-I'll beat you in anything breh.
-You can't beat me in a game of Brosketball, I'm too good.
Brosketball by sjfcWard4 March 4, 2011
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Basketball hands 

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro

Basketball Americans 

Basketball Hands 

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.
" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"
Basketball Hands by will bitten April 20, 2018

college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

Basketball People 

the socially appropriate way of saying Nigger.
Damn those basketball people are annoying.
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