Broposel

When a man asks his best bro to be his best man at his wedding. Sometimes making the broposel more elaborate and meaningful than the proposal the man gave his new fiancé

Kevin: Paul man you have been my bro for 10+ years and now I'm getting married, so now I have a Broposel for you.

Paul: uh...ok?

Kevin: will you be my best fucking man?

Paul: Fuck Yes Bro

Broposel by Th3 KMeister October 25, 2017

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Bropose

When you tell your buddy that you would marry them if they were female.

"No homo, but the girl of my dreams is the female version of you."
"Whoa man, did you just bropose?"
"Maybe..."

Bropose by mb35534 September 18, 2016

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Related Words

Broposel • Bropose • broposal • Bropostle

broposal

When a bro proposes to another bro to either a: be his bro or b: has trusted his bro to ask him/her to be his wingman/wingwoman

A: Me: Kauner i have a broposal. will you be my bro

Kauner: i would be honored

B. Me: Kauner we've been bros for a long time now and i trust you with a lot. Will you be my wing man?

Kauner: yes of course bro

broposal by wisey0ungman April 24, 2014

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Bropostle

Derived from apostle; a dedicated bro of the highest order devoted to spreading the good word of broship.

Dude: Who is that man on a soapbox preaching exessively about Dave Matthews?

Bro(with a twinkle in his eye): That, my friend, is a bropostle.

Bropostle by Just Another Bro January 2, 2009

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Bropose

1. The act of proposing to one's closest bro. It is an entirely heterosexual act, and requires the same level of commitment to eachother as in that of a bromance.

2. The act of putting forward an idea to one's bros.

1. Dirk: "Yo Brent, how was last night?"

Brent: "Oh it was rad dude, Chad totally broposed"

Dirk: "Wow that's awesome dude, i'm totally happy for you two"

2. (Dirk gets up at the table)

Dirk :"Gentlemen, i wish to bropose something, we should totally have a bro and sack night at mine this friday"

All : "What an excellent broposal"

Bropose by Bro-EE3 December 7, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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