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Bropostle 

Derived from apostle; a dedicated bro of the highest order devoted to spreading the good word of broship.
Dude: Who is that man on a soapbox preaching exessively about Dave Matthews?

Bro(with a twinkle in his eye): That, my friend, is a bropostle.
Bropostle by Just Another Bro January 2, 2009
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Brotosterone 

Male euphoria during athletic occasions
The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.
Brotosterone by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

boostle poot 

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"
And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
boostle poot by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009
A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.
I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.
Bropoleon by pedoforsealand May 13, 2011

brootlesnatch

A fart out of the penis. Usually causes major damage to the penis and the brootlesnatcher.
"Dude, that brootlesnatch knocked down that tree, looks like your dick is pretty swollen, too."
brootlesnatch by WTF my name is taken September 16, 2008

brootlesnatch

A fart out of one's penis. Thought of as a highly devastating act to everything near the brootlesnatch itself, and sometimes even the brootlesnatcher.
"Oh my God! Only a brootlesnatch could've done such damage!"
brootlesnatch by the_ultimate_coolness September 22, 2008

brootlesnatch

A fart out of one's penis.

The brootlesnatch's mysterious reputation has led to beliefs that it can be used as an incredibly destructive tool; only by the very rare man that can manage it, and live to tell the tale.
That brootlesnatch burnt his face off!
brootlesnatch by a;fogjaw;lgjhal;jkf September 22, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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