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Bropostle

Derived from apostle; a dedicated bro of the highest order devoted to spreading the good word of broship.
Dude: Who is that man on a soapbox preaching exessively about Dave Matthews?

Bro(with a twinkle in his eye): That, my friend, is a bropostle.
by Just Another Bro January 2, 2009
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Brotosterone

Male euphoria during athletic occasions
The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.
by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012
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boostle poot

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"
And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009
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Bropoleon

A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.
I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.
by pedoforsealand May 13, 2011
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brootlesnatch

A fart out of the penis. Usually causes major damage to the penis and the brootlesnatcher.
"Dude, that brootlesnatch knocked down that tree, looks like your dick is pretty swollen, too."
by WTF my name is taken September 16, 2008
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brootlesnatch

A fart out of one's penis. Thought of as a highly devastating act to everything near the brootlesnatch itself, and sometimes even the brootlesnatcher.
"Oh my God! Only a brootlesnatch could've done such damage!"
by the_ultimate_coolness September 22, 2008
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brootlesnatch

A fart out of one's penis.

The brootlesnatch's mysterious reputation has led to beliefs that it can be used as an incredibly destructive tool; only by the very rare man that can manage it, and live to tell the tale.
That brootlesnatch burnt his face off!
by a;fogjaw;lgjhal;jkf September 22, 2008
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