Bropose

When you tell your buddy that you would marry them if they were female.

"No homo, but the girl of my dreams is the female version of you."
"Whoa man, did you just bropose?"
"Maybe..."

by mb35534 September 18, 2016

Bropose

1. The act of proposing to one's closest bro. It is an entirely heterosexual act, and requires the same level of commitment to eachother as in that of a bromance.

2. The act of putting forward an idea to one's bros.

1. Dirk: "Yo Brent, how was last night?"

Brent: "Oh it was rad dude, Chad totally broposed"

Dirk: "Wow that's awesome dude, i'm totally happy for you two"

2. (Dirk gets up at the table)

Dirk :"Gentlemen, i wish to bropose something, we should totally have a bro and sack night at mine this friday"

All : "What an excellent broposal"

by Bro-EE3 December 7, 2009

Bropoleon

A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.

I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.

by pedoforsealand May 13, 2011

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

by AGBoss May 12, 2009

Bropository

The act of lubing up one or more fingers and inserting them into your bro's rectum. The general principle is that if your bro goes with the flow then he is therefore a "Brosexual". If your bro molly-wops you then he could just be "bro-curious". If he chops your dick off and eats it in front of you he is "brochotic".

Bro 1: "Broheim! Why did you let Joe give you a Bropository and giggle like a school girl?"
Bro 2: "I don't know bro, I guess I could possibly be Brosexual...."
Bro 1: "You need some serious Brosistence!!"

by TexasFordRacing99 December 27, 2011