Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

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Broomstick Me

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.

Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.

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When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

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Either a mop or broomstick stuck up your ass, like Tyler in 13 Reasons Why.

Bro i heard Tyler and Jake were broomsticken after school.

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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