Brooks's definitions

Politowski

The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.

Did you hear president Clinton got a politowski.

by brooks December 31, 2003

the brookster

A slick dance move, better than anything Usher can do. It is performed when you least expect it.

Whatch this! It's the brookster

by Brooks October 27, 2004

pervus wilson

A nice way to call someone pussy whipped.
Pervus = pussy
Wilson = whipped

Lee is Pervus Wilson.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

nut double

when a human expells gas that smells distinctly similar to burnt nuts covered in hazelnut.

awh! who ripped that nut double?

by brooks February 14, 2005

top drawer

Defecating in the upper part of a toilet so as to make the water incessantly brown.

Kaalberg was really pissing me off, so when he wasn't looking I went top drawer. For a week that idiot couldn't figure out why there was always deuce in the toilet water

by Brooks June 4, 2003

Fun Balloons

A Females body balloons that are fun to play with.

Brooks: Look at that biatch.
Wayne: Yeah, Shes got some nice fun Balloons.
Brooks: I'd like to flop one of those babys in my mouth.
Wayne: Bamm

by Brooks July 19, 2004

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004