Bronsonite

The hardest material known to man.

Charles Bronson is made of pure Bronsonite.

by Face Stabber September 11, 2005

Bransonite

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman

"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"

by drswag February 19, 2013

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Bronsonian

When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.

An example of Bronsonian speak:

Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.

by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008

Brondonize

To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.

"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."

"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

Bronsoning

While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.

I was bronsoning my girlfriend's ass while we watched Death Wish II.

by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019