Bronsonite
Bronsonite by Face Stabber September 11, 2005
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Bransonite
Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture
Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation
Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman
Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation
Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman
Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013
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Bronsonite • Bransonite • Bronsoning • Bootsonite • Brandonite • bransonitis • Brondonize • Bronsonian • Brosonater
bransonitis
N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.
Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
bransonitis by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008
Bronsonian
When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.
An example of Bronsonian speak:
Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.
Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.
Bronsonian by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008
Brondonize
To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
Brondonize by Natepalm October 19, 2003
Brandonite
Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.
Brandonite by giardonite August 31, 2022
Bronsoning
While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.
Bronsoning by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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