Bronade

Male version of a grenade, rarely gets laid and constantly cock blocks his buddies because of it.

Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.

Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.

by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011

Bronde

A brunette that fails to dye her hair to impress "The Lads" usually associated with needing to get there roots done.

"That Bronde stick down the Port Cullis failed at dying her hair"

by Yokov October 6, 2017

Bronage a trois

When two brothers double up on a skank.

Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.

by Flimsygirl July 13, 2016

bronado alley

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter

It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.

by +ApN+ July 21, 2016

bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

by +ApN+ July 22, 2016

Bronado

When a group of bro's begin to fist pump so hard that a whirl wind begins to form and then from that, a Bro-nado rips through the party.

Me and all the bro's on my team were fist pumping so hard that we had a B-4 Bronado rip through the whole party. No quit.

by SEXC BRO June 2, 2011

bronde

Brunette whose personality, behavior or intelligence come across as blonde-like.

The teenage daughter on Modern Family is an example of a bronde. She has brown hair, but seems like an airhead.

by boratfan1 January 28, 2011