brolli

a defensive instrument implemented by men to ward off falling groups of H2O; also known as an "umbrella"

I could tell it was raining.
Hence I whipped out my brolli and said to hell with those droplets wetting my face!

by It's_Rainin' March 10, 2009

Brolli

Matt Flanders' alias for the internet. Never used by anyone else hence unique, and completly fucking gay all at the same time. If you are one of the persons using this name, please take a hair dryer, walk into your bathroom, and stick it under a running faucet while it's turned on.

Brolli, aka as Matt Flanders is a raging homosexual.

by -God June 29, 2004

Brolli

a person that likes to blow up stuff, have incest, fucks his family and be a muslim

N-J, an idler in irc with lots of hair on his ass

by viking January 9, 2005

Brollic

Extremely big and mascular

"but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me"

by LilCumDrop November 24, 2019

Brallie

The most complicated relationship known to man in which a foster brother and an unbiologically related foster sister are in love but can't date because she wants to be adopted so she and her biological brother can have a forever family, but then she and her forbidden foster lover will be siblings, and loving your real sibling is socially unacceptable, but then it eventually turns out that her father still wants her, and he has a bratty daughter who loves her too and won't sign the abandonment papers to let her be adopted, and it turns out that her biological brother isn't even her whole brother, it's her half brother, and then he gets adopted by the forever family and she doesn't, so she's just living with that guy she is forbidden to see because that's her family who can't legally adopt her, and then her sister threatens to commit suicide and causes a car accident then the foster brother (the one at the beginning who loves the foster sister) joins a band and sings a love song that he originally wrote for the foster sister and then decides to date the lead singer of the band and then wants to go on tour, and when the foster sister asks him about it he declares how he will always have feelings for the foster sister, but it's just too hard.

They're not together? They're perfect for each other.
Nah, they're Brallie.

by merecury January 19, 2015

brolific

Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency

My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.

by Lamb Lamb July 22, 2010

Brolio

A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.

Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.

by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015