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a defensive instrument implemented by men to ward off falling groups of H2O; also known as an "umbrella"
I could tell it was raining.
Hence I whipped out my brolli and said to hell with those droplets wetting my face!
brolli by It's_Rainin' March 10, 2009
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Matt Flanders' alias for the internet. Never used by anyone else hence unique, and completly fucking gay all at the same time. If you are one of the persons using this name, please take a hair dryer, walk into your bathroom, and stick it under a running faucet while it's turned on.
Brolli, aka as Matt Flanders is a raging homosexual.
Brolli by -God June 29, 2004
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a person that likes to blow up stuff, have incest, fucks his family and be a muslim
N-J, an idler in irc with lots of hair on his ass
Brolli by viking January 9, 2005
"but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me"
Brollic by LilCumDrop November 24, 2019
The most complicated relationship known to man in which a foster brother and an unbiologically related foster sister are in love but can't date because she wants to be adopted so she and her biological brother can have a forever family, but then she and her forbidden foster lover will be siblings, and loving your real sibling is socially unacceptable, but then it eventually turns out that her father still wants her, and he has a bratty daughter who loves her too and won't sign the abandonment papers to let her be adopted, and it turns out that her biological brother isn't even her whole brother, it's her half brother, and then he gets adopted by the forever family and she doesn't, so she's just living with that guy she is forbidden to see because that's her family who can't legally adopt her, and then her sister threatens to commit suicide and causes a car accident then the foster brother (the one at the beginning who loves the foster sister) joins a band and sings a love song that he originally wrote for the foster sister and then decides to date the lead singer of the band and then wants to go on tour, and when the foster sister asks him about it he declares how he will always have feelings for the foster sister, but it's just too hard.
They're not together? They're perfect for each other.
Nah, they're Brallie.
Brallie by merecury January 19, 2015
Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency
My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.
brolific by Lamb Lamb July 22, 2010
A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.
Brolio by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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