An
accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.
This type of
accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses
nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods
cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
______________|------------------X----------------
______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________
2000___02____04_____06____08_
09
Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"
Observer #
2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision.
Sweet."
#1: "Super
sweet"