An
accident involving a longboard,
almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.
This type of
accident is increasing exponentially on
college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to
class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
______________|------------------X----------------
______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09
Observer #
1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision.
Sweet."
#
1: "Super sweet"
