An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.
This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-
wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
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Observer #1:"Dude - did you
see that? Those
two longboarders just had a head on
collision!"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."
#1: "Super sweet"