Broke Main

Raging homosexual who likes grinding his peepee on random people in public. Also a virgin, unless you take his affairs with his uncle into account. Also to be refered to as a soyboy.

Guy 1: That guy seems like a chill guy!

Guy 2: No way he's Broke Main, he'll try to grind on you.

by Urbanguy12313123 October 5, 2018

Kofi brokeman

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.

Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.

by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021

Brokeman's Date

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.

Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"

by IDK011 July 28, 2009

Brokemantic

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.

Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"

by MissLin July 6, 2011

brokemance

When a bromance goes sour.

John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!

by Danimal D March 12, 2013