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brojangles 

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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When your bro feels like nutting but there’s no females nearby, so you gotta help him bust and suck his dick. No homo tho.
Dude I’m so fucking horny, I need you to give me a brojob
brojob by iammemyselfandi October 15, 2020
Chad and Trev celebrated their track victory by trading brojobs.
brojob by square lime December 2, 2011
1. the strong connection, or vibe between two hetero sexual male friends, also known as bros.
2. the trait of a mans personality that attracts friends and life long companions, with little or no effort.
3. also see mojo but for bros
1. "hey man your new girl friend being around all the time is really messing up our brojo."
2. "the new guy at work has tons of brojo. hes been here 2 days and already is getting invited out every night of the week."
brojo by nworbj151 March 25, 2009
The opposite of bojank.

Word used to replace anything with a good or bro-ish meaning.
Bro 1: Have you heard of the band Jack's Mannequin?
Bro 2: Ya! They are so brojank.
Brojank by Derp1 April 23, 2011
A close male friend, giving a blowjob to another friend, in an un-gay way.
James: Oh man, I've been so depressed since Jamie broke up with me.

Josh: You know what you need?

James: Whats that?

Josh: A brojob.

James: I agree.
Brojob by Biankawolf December 18, 2009