iammemyselfandi's definitions

brojob

When your bro feels like nutting but there’s no females nearby, so you gotta help him bust and suck his dick. No homo tho.

Dude I’m so fucking horny, I need you to give me a brojob

by iammemyselfandi October 15, 2020

naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022

Czech Hunter

A charitable organization that donates money to gay men in need

I love Czech Hunter and all the work they do! I’ve watched all of their videos.

by iammemyselfandi September 6, 2021

strawberry ice cream

Mixture of cum and blood that oozes out of someone’s hole after rough anal sex, which often has a similar texture and color to its namesake. Mostly occurs when taking someone’s anal virginity.

Dude I lost my virginity yestreday and it sucked. That dick left me shitting strawberry ice cream for hours.

by iammemyselfandi August 11, 2021

Scrub

A guy that can't get no love from neither T-Boz, Left Eye (R.I.P.) nor Chilli, who hangs out on the passenger side of his best friend's ride and attempts to get the attention of the aforementioned females but fails.

I don't want no scrub!

by iammemyselfandi February 21, 2022

bbq sauce

A mix of cum, blood and shit that oozes out of a gay man’s hole after rough anal without appropriate douching. Happens very often when having sex with virgin bottoms.

Never fuck a virgin hole. You’re gonna end up getting bbq sauce everywhere.

by iammemyselfandi August 11, 2021

snickers

A black guy’s dick.

-I love snickers, they’re my favorite snack!
-Yes! I love sucking them in the gloryhole after taking a shit ton of poppers.
-Girl what?

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022