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To be Bro-like in presentation in honor of being a Bro. Can be used by Bros and non-Bros.

"Dude! That chick is totally knocking you," that's the brohest thing I've heard all day.

Brohest by Sol-Surf-Ivor February 21, 2018

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Brotest

1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected

1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"

Brotest by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Related Words

Brohest • Brocest • Brotest • bromestic • Brotesting • Brofest in Bed • brokest • Brolestation • bronest • Brotesters

brovest

A vest for bros

When a douchebag wants to look dapper at a club, he might wear a brovest.

brovest by Super9 September 10, 2012

bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.

Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.

bronesty by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010

bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)

did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!

bromestic by lindsay broham November 29, 2007

bromestic violence

A bromance gone horribly wrong.

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.

bromestic violence by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012

Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.

"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"

Brotesticular by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026