Brodon

Brodon, a smart, tall guy who can make friends easily. He is good at math. His best friend is short.

Person 1: hi

Brodon: hi

Person 1: can u help me with math

Brodon: of course

by Brodon November 9, 2018

Dirty Brodon

A Dirty Brodon is when you put a condom over your head and cover it in lube before pushing your head into a well seasoned cheap prostitute in an attempt to be reborn after your life has gone to shit.

Fuck my life has gone to shit, I reckon I need to pull a Dirty Brodon this weekend and start again.

by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025

klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

by P'tainz February 6, 2014

klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

by P'tainz February 6, 2014

klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

by P'tainz February 6, 2014

Brozone

When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.

Guy1: I am in love with you

Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)

Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.

Context: India

by Vegabond X August 24, 2017

Brodened

When you go to make a bargain online purchase only to realise that no stock is available because one individual purchased all the stock to sell elswhere for a profit.

Oh man.There is no stock left to purchase. I have just been Brodened dude!!

by ozbargain lover March 14, 2011