brocoli
brocoli by Hulktasticly Hogan December 1, 2015
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bagel with cheese and brocoli
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Baby Brocoli
When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.
Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.
Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.
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eat your brocoli
eat your brocoli
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.
eat your brocoli by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2012
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