brocoli

The green stuff you never wanted to eat.

Eat your brocoli Timmy, it will make you big and strong like hulk hogan.

by Hulktasticly Hogan December 01, 2015

Large Brocolied

When you step in a pile of dog shit. Or when you are raped by a horse.

Tom:Ha you just were large brocolied!
Richie:God damnit!

by Jigga Man Pimp December 20, 2004

thailandian brocoli

a ✨special✨ green thing that grows on trees.

omggg u got some thailandian brocoli just for me thankuuuu

thailandian brocoli is so cool

by ur local duck May 01, 2021

i smoke brocoli

meaning "i smoke weed"

" told the doctor i'm a healthy kid i smoke brocoli".

-Kodak Black 😈

by my cute ass 😍😍✨ January 07, 2017

bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011

brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

by Lovemariapop April 01, 2015

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024