brocoli

The green stuff you never wanted to eat.

Eat your brocoli Timmy, it will make you big and strong like hulk hogan.

brocoli by Hulktasticly Hogan December 1, 2015

brocoli looking dick 

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

brocoli looking dick by Lovemariapop April 1, 2015

i smoke brocoli 

meaning "i smoke weed"

" told the doctor i'm a healthy kid i smoke brocoli".

-Kodak Black 😈

i smoke brocoli by my cute ass 😍😍✨ January 7, 2017

bagel with cheese and brocoli 

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

bagel with cheese and brocoli by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011

thailandian brocoli 

a ✨special✨ green thing that grows on trees.

omggg u got some thailandian brocoli just for me thankuuuu

thailandian brocoli is so cool

thailandian brocoli by ur local duck May 1, 2021

Baby Brocoli 

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

Baby Brocoli by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

eat your brocoli 

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

eat your brocoli by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2012